Thursday 21 August 2008

What does a Scotsman wear beneath his kilt?


I am sure that all of us Scotsmen who wear a kilt are continuously asked this question. "What does a Scotsman wear below his kilt?"This I think should remain a mystery and adds to the mystique of the Highland dress. The relevance of this particular blog arose from an incident at the Glenfinnan Games last Saturday. We had many visitors from all over the world at the Clan Cameron Association stall including a young couple from Nice. Among the items for sale at our stall, was a lady's kilt in the Cameron of Erracht tartan. The young lady tried it on and looked stunning in her Cameron kilt. She did however put it over her jeans and continued to wear it thus throughout the day. We know therefore what a French lady wears under her kilt but the riddle of the Scotsman and his kilt must remain a mystery.

4 comments:

morag said...

Living in Hong Kong I get asked this question a lot - there seems to be something of a mystique about this which I am reluctant to spoil. As there is not a Cantonese word for 'kilt' (or not one that I know), it is referred to as a 'Scottish man-skirt'. There is, however, a Cantonese name for bagpipes (which translates unsurprisingly as 'wind noisy bag'). This not-so-useful-for-daily-life-in-China new term was given to me by a very enthusiastic taxi driver who then proceeded to demonstrate the sound made and actions required whilst driving through Central Hong Kong. I praised his rendition of Scotland The Brave and pleaded with him to put his hands back on the steering wheel. It was one of my more memorable taxi journeys. I did give him a good tip though, just to avoid any more Scottish stereotyping.

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